More Delicious Steve's Greek Haiku

All kids hate salad,
Disagrees with their palette,
They never met Steve.



Do me a favor,
And shoot me if I’m too full,
For Steve’s fine cuisine.



Fighting the currents,
Of oblivious tourists,
We’re salmon, they’re bears.



Eat your free pita,
Cuz you’re no Femme Nikita
You diet cheater.