More Coffee Haiku!

I like it robust,
Sweetener and cream a must,
In caffeine I trust.



Addicted? Yes, true,
There’s nothing I’d rather do,
Than sip the black brew.



Free coffee is good,
But buying it is better,
Psychological?

More Recon Haiku

Got an AIK?
I’ll put my skillz on display,
You don’t have to pay.



Excluding forwards,
But derivatives must stay,
It’s just recon’s way.


Our Recon platform,
Is no longer supported
Upgrades aborted.



Sloppy CSV’s,
Yield us crappy NAV’s,
It’s soooo hard to please.



Crank out a macro,
And just stay off the crack bro,
Aint hard to crack yo.



Our overflow lines,
Are hardly ever answered,
So don’t even try.



You call it “urgent,”
I see things differently,
Cuz I know the truth.