Steroids In Our Midst
Barry Bonds, “The Fake”
Bulked up on more than rare steak,
Baseball’s biggest flake.
Something is amiss,
When your peeing purple piss,
‘Just the way it is.
Learn to hit home runs,
As your retirement comes,
Earning giant sums.
Shill’s testifying,
We’re hoping he’s not lying,
He’s competitive.