Coffee Haiku Cont.

Nectar of the gods,
Caffeine is saintly and true,
We'll pray thrice today.

-Courtesy of Evan Evans



A coffee order,
Should not take you a minute,
Please, just spit it out.



My anger’s welling,
And there’s really no telling,
Who’ll wear my coffee.

A Few More Coffee Haiku I Brewed For You

Aromatic, black,
Liquid personality,
Not banality.



Drinking Venti Bold,
A Buck 89? I’m sold,
Just don’t be snarky.



I’m here for coffee,
Not to listen to you bitch,
You’re a Folger’s snitch.