The Annoying Secretary

With a temper like the hook of Sonny Liston,
There’s a nuts, young woman in my office named Kristen,
She staples and collates, schedules, copies and binds,
But I think she’s a she-devil, my nerves she grinds,
The hiring committee is lead by a sucker,
To hire a ditz with the mouth of a trucker,
A trim, svelte lady, with a rough Marlboro voice,
If she’d shut her wide pie-hole, I’d have to rejoice,
Her music plays all day, I have no protection
I loathe Madonna’s Immaculate Collection,
Her favorite phone topics are gossip and fashions,
If we’re stuck on an island, I’ll steal her rations,