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Friday, February 18, 2005

Michael Jackson Haiku

The Neverland Ranch,
Was a delightful playground,
But not anymore.

Jacko had the flu,
But the story isn’t true,
And Shanley sucks too.

Plastic surgery,
Was repeated bi-monthly,
A white chimpanzee.

Janet’s freakin’ weird,
Her wardrobe is mocked and feared,
We pray her head cleared.

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